He urinated on a police car

You’d think he’d have learned, but the Alamo incident wasn’t the only time, Ozzy urinated somewhere he shouldn’t have. Whilst on tour in 1984 in Memphis, Tennessee, a drunk Ozzy was stumbling around on the hunt for a place to relieve himself.

The singer opted for an inconspicuous white car parked nearby.

Unfortunately for Ozzy, the vehicle was an unmarked police car, with the police officer sat inside. Oops.