Awkwafina

Splitting the bill on a first date shouldn't be frowned upon, but being an outright cheap stake is not on!

Awkwafina had the displeasure of having to share a single steak with her date, who then turned a bad situation worse by cutting the meat into tiny pieces.

She recounted: "The waitress comes and I'm about to order, and he was like, 'We'll take the steak, one steak for both of us.' And then he says, 'I want it well done.' And I was like, 'How dare you. Who eats a well done steak?'

"That's like eating a bed, you know what I mean. The steak comes, and he proceeds to cut up the steak into little baby, into baby pieces, like one would do for a bird, like a small bird."