Nikki Glaser almost stole the topper from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding cake

Nikki Glaser almost stole the topper from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding cake.

The 42-year-old comic was delighted to be invited to the couple's star-studded celebrations at New York's Madison Square Garden in July and was keen to take home a special souvenir from the big day, but ultimately couldn't bring herself to put such a key item in her bag.

During her stand-up show at Caesars Palace Las Vegas, Nikki told the audience: "I got really close to just stealing something from it because I was like, 'I want one cool artefact from this.'

"So, it was late in the night, and everyone's kind of drunk, dancing on the dance floor, and I'm back by the cake vaping.

"I am watching the dancing. It's like Mark Zuckerberg doing the robot, which is just him standing. Jelly Roll is doing the worm—or having a heart attack.

"I look up at the cake, and on the top tier where the two little cake toppers are, it's just Travis. Taylor's missing, and I'm like, 'Someone already took Taylor, I'm taking Travis.' This is the perfect thing to get. And there's no cameras, no one has phones, so I was like, 'No one will know it's me.'"

Joking about the Mission: Impossible actor's height, she added: "So I reach up, I get it. I'm two seconds from putting it in my purse. It's almost in there, and then I hear Tom Cruise be like, 'Put me down,' and I'm like, 'Oh my gosh!'"