Josh Jones was asked to sign fan's private parts at stand-up gig
Comedian Josh Jones has recalled the time when a "drunk" fan asked him to sign his testicles at a stand-up gig.
Josh Jones was horrified when a man asked him "to sign his balls".
The 32-year-old comedian was doing stand-up at a stag do when the "drunk man just came up to the front row, and he got his testicles out", but Josh had to refuse the bizarre request because "the only pen I could find was a ballpoint pen".
He exclusively told BANG Showbiz: “A guy at a stag do just came up to the front row, and he got his testicles out.
“And then he was just trying to get me to sign his balls, basically.
“But I said no because the only pen I could find was a ballpoint pen, and I said, ‘That might hurt you.’
“So, that was a bit weird. But then his mate was like, ‘Oh, sorry about that.’ He was just really drunk and got his balls out.
“So, that’s just [thinking] on the top of my head - but I’m sure there’ll be weirder stuff coming.
“Stuff kind of happens, and you just forget about it and then years later, you're like, ‘Oh, that was mad, actually!’"
However, that was not the only gig of Josh's that has been plagued by unexpected moments.
The 'Dancing on Ice' 2025 contestant shared another situation which led to injury.
He explained: “Someone was injured once, and it was the person hosting the show.
“They injured themself on stage, but we were like, ‘Let’s pause the show while you get sorted.’
“But they were like really persistent and were like, ‘No, the show must go on!’
“And then paramedics ended up coming, and I was on stage whilst he was being carried out on a gurney.”
Asked how he adapted to that situation, Josh said: “Well, I was only a few years into it, and I was a bit like, ‘Wow, what’s going on?’
“It was just a weird day. Yeah, that was a weird one.”
The '8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown' star is preparing to tour the UK and Ireland from Autumn 2025 with his new show 'I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show!', and he wants to give people "a fun night out".
He said: "It's just going to be a fun night out, and I'm not doing anything too serious.
"I'm just writing loads of fun jokes, big laughs, fun night out.
"It's a bit of escapism because I feel like everyone's a bit fuming, the world's a bit mad, and I just want everyone to have a good time.
"I want proper entertainment, just loads of jokes, [a] big night out."
Josh Jones kicks off his UK and Ireland tour, 'I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show!' from September 2025.
Tickets are available at www.joshjonescomedy.com.
Josh Jones 'I Haven’t Won The Lottery So Here’s Another Tour Show!' 2025 tour dates:
04.09.25 Richmond, Yorkshire - Georgian Theatre Royal
10.09.25 Leeds - Hyde Park Book Club
11.09.25 Stourbridge - Fitz of Laughter Comedy Club
12.09.25 Birmingham - Glee Studio
13.09.25 Barnard - Castle The Witham
18.09.25 Carlisle - Old Fire Station
19.09.25 Chester - Storyhouse
24.09.25 Dublin - Whelan's
25.09.25 Belfast - Black Box
27.09.25 Birkenhead - Future Yard
02.10.25 Nottingham - The Old Cold Store
03.10.25 Southampton - The Attic
04.10.25 Southend - Dixon Studio
15.10.25 Leicester - Firebug
16.10.25 Barnard - Castle the Witham
21.10.25 Cambridge - Junction
23.10.25 Brighton - Forge Studio
24.10.25 Guildford - G Live Bellerby Studio
30.10.25 Hull - Truck Studio
07.11.25 Bristol - Hen and Chicken
09.11.25 Salford - Lowry Quays
19.11.25 London - Leicester Square Theatre
21.11.25 Chorley - Chorley Theatre
02.12.25 Newcastle - The Stand
03.12.25 Glasgow - The Stand
04.12.25 Edinburgh - Monkey Barrell (MB3)
05.12.25 Aberdeen - Lemon Tree Lounge
